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[Lil Jon]
Let's go Right about now
We need all the ladies to report to
the dance floor
Now I only got one thing to say
If you didn't come to party,
then you can get the hell out of here

[chorus]
I'ma dirty dance for ya,
I'ma shake my ass for ya
I'ma drop my pants
when you get up on
da dance floor
I'ma dirty dance on ya,
when I get my hands on ya Shawdy,
I can prance when you get up on
da dance floor

[Ciara]
Oh, I turn you on
showin' you my thong
You can't believe all this ass is me
Know what you savor,
thirty-one flavors
I'm gonna shake and
turn out this party,
oooooh
Now we got ourselves a party,
oooooh
So come on now everybody
We're dirty dancing,
fuck that romancin'
Come hit the dance floor,
it's ready with me
All my ladies, if you got a big butt
go head throw yo hands up
All my ladies, if you don't give a fuck and
you're ready to cut
And say

[Ciara: chorus]
I'ma dirty dance for ya,
I'ma shake my ass for ya
I'ma drop my pants when you get up
on da dance floor
I'ma dirty dance on ya,
when I get my hands on ya Shawdy,
I can prance when you get up
on da dance floor

[Ciara]
I'm gonna turn you out,
you come drop your mouth
I'm sending this ass on
a shakin' spree
You wanna touch it,
might let you rub it
Like you can hang with a freak like me,
oooooh
Now it's time to light the candles,
oooooh
And the powers I enbrake up
Everyone's sippin',
nobody's trippin'
Everyone's dirty dancin' with me

[chorus]
I'ma dirty dance for ya,
I'ma shake my ass for ya
I'ma drop my pants when you get up
on da dance floor
I'ma dirty dance on ya,
when I get my hands on ya Shawdy,
I can prance when you get up
on da dance floor

[Lil Jon]
Yeah, okay ladies it's time to
take this thing to another level
I need for you to look around in the club,
look for a thug
We're gonna turn it out,
a little something like this

[chorus]
All my single ladies,
go head grab you a thug,
show that nigga some love
All my sexy ladies,
if you horny right now,
go head break that shit down
And say

[chorus]
I'ma dirty dance for ya,
I'ma shake my ass for ya
I'ma drop my pants when you get up
on da dance floor
I'ma dirty dance on ya,
when I get my hands on ya Shawdy,
I can prance when you get up
on da dance floor

Numa Numa

Here are the lyrics and translations to one of the greatest songs ever!!! And if you don't like it.... your a pum pum....

http://www.catteacorner.com/dragosteadintei.htm

That is all....

So... What have I been up to???

Honestly, okay... I know this only happened like a week ago but I can't get this one out of my head. So... I'm doing my grocery shopping at Zhers (which is just down the street from my house) and looking for some good eats to buy....and BOOM! outta nowhere this fucking crazy bitch hits me with her shopping cart. Now, I'm not talking about some nudge or something... I'm talking about like, full speed crazy 6 feet tall husband beater bitch with marital problems trying to take my life. I was shocked!!!! What the crap is this world coming too????

On another note, what is this essay and midterm writing business??? I am sick and tired of writing these things... not really because its a lot of work but because it is, ultimately, a GIGANTIC MIND-FUCK. These profs either give you some really fucked up ambiguous instructions OR they make you write a gazillion pages. Whatever, I can't really complain cause I signed up for this shit. Its a double edged sword really, I either go to school and get mind fucked OR I don't go to school and I get welfare fucked. So, whatever... this is my blog and I can be as incoherent/bitchy/whinny as I want to be. If you don't like it... to fucking bad... go lie down somewhere in Africa and have a pack of Zebra's shit on you.

Now, being as bored as I was last nite I decided to look for definitions which would best describe camille and dobrin. This is what I found...*I have done some editing.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com

1. Camille

A really crazy bitch who is a lesbian and a postmodern anti-feminist.
- "Camille, you are one crazy bitch."

6. Mole

Camille's alter ego..and also what she has on her face, containing hair, and a white crusty substance dried up from old food and miscellaneous items. Also pronounced 'molefassa' in referance to her lion like appearance.

- "Good lord....Molefassa smelled like nad today. ..But when hasn't she?"
- "Hey, my favorite lion king character is Molefassa!"

That is pretty much everything that new wit me... can't think of much else....

(C)

Holla

Oh wow, its like been a month since I've used this thing... not because I have had nothing to say or was lacking a storm of fury to rain down on some retard who decides to mess with my head. WAIT!!! Oh man, let me tell you about this lady two days ago while I was studying. Oh wow, why is she so gimp for?

Okay, so at "Under the Sun" which sadly closed down during the period of my visit home, makes iced coffee which tastes pretty damn good. Now, at the "Daily Grind" (it's like this place where people go to drink coffee, chat and watch tv ridiculously loud), I had to meet up with a friend of mine to study for (dare I say it?) LOGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, seeing how I was as stressed out as a brown ESL kid at Cedarbrae CI trying to order a Hookt On Funicks :S tape, I decided that... you know what??? I want an iced coffee. And wow this woman just competely left me baffled.

She brewed some coffee then used tap water to fill up the rest of the cup (so at this point its 2% coffee and 98% tap water) and threw ice in it. And no! I don't mean like in a blender, I mean like BAM! ice cubes. WTF???!?!?!?!!? was that???????? I can picture a situation where somebody would ask her for a milkshake and she would go grab a carton of milk shake it up and put it in a cup. Then throw ice cubes in it.

Oh well, whatever.... it's aite. Normally, I would have more to say and many more interesting stories to tell. But, its the freaking morning. So I am still tired and!!!! I am in a good mood right now. :O

Why you say???? Well,........those who know me, know why :P :P

(C) <---- no ice cubes

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I know this is a little late to post and all cause it happened yesterday and that is when I should of vented my anger towards this stupidness but!!! I was really tired and I spent a lot of time either doing work or throwing away my education. Nonetheless, both take a great deal of time... Anywayz.... So check this...

During my SLG class yesterday for Elementary and Symbolic Logic I decided that I had to go and take a number 1. I was trying to wait to class ended but! nature called and I just had to pick up. So, I am on my way to the washroom and behold I got there ( I say this cause university hallways are fucking mazes) and I go for my nice and comforting number 1. So while I am in my oasis and chillin their the next man that was behind me decided to take a number 2 I belive it was (it may of been a number 1). And then he doesn't flush or nothing and just leaves.

That was it. That was the moment when the back of my brain just fucking exploded for the 5th time that morning. BUDDY!!! you fucking live in a third world country. What are you thinking you sick fuck???? You are provided with water. Fuck you have like 8 faucets, PICK ONE!!! And!!!! you have HOT and COLD, and if your just smart enough you useless-hairy-Malaysian-titt you can turn them both on and get varying degrees of temperature for your water.
Moreover, we also have the soap dispensing machines... we have like 4 of those just staring at you and saying "USE ME!!!" but what happens?? we get fucking retards like those who decide not too and go around touching people!!! Fucking unsanitary bastard!! now everyone and everything he comes in contact with will have the leftovers of his cack and prolly his hairy ass too. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!! How the fuck do you live with yourself??? AND AND AND AND!!! we also now have the air dry machines for your hands!!! come on man!! those things are fucking wicked!!!

ITS CALLED HYGIENE YOU FUCKING UNSANITARY FUCK. JEEZZ!!!! people now a days.......

Please people. Wash your hands after your done touching your Jiblets.

(C)

*i*to*ia says : IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO FUCK... GRAB A DOG.....

* = censorship ... anonymity :)

Well... as a result of my lack of blogging lately .... this one will be pretty random and touching on several parts of my life hitherto.
Aite!!!

Well, social life. I really don't know about that one. I guess its aite you know ( you know?? you know?? you know??? ) ? Meet new people everyday. Talk to a few here and there but nothing big? its just like "hi" what up... let me borrow some notes?? :D ... etc... Some of these girls are.... M I N T : O!!!!!!!
So it's no big deal. Oh, and I live with three girls (I was tempted to say "chicks: :P" so that is kinda fun I guess. No one here likes football!!!! FUCK!!!!!!! I have been watching girlmore girls :S !!!! I have also been smelling clean :S !!!!!!!

The economics..... well I am poor as ASSSSSSS. After many MANY days of frivulous spending and so forth I have now come to learn to actually save money and shit. Its a nice feelin!!! let me tell ya!!! its good shit!!! I hope I have enough money one day to swim in it. NAKED. MUAHAHAHAA. I really wanna own a house. That is like my ULTIMATE money goal. A house that I can say "this is mine!!!!!!" *sigh......

School.... what the fuck?!!! I FUCKING SO FAR BEHIND !!!! its fucking ridiculous.... Academic evaluation tears away at the sould limb from limb with great enthusiasm.

SUPERBOWL!!!!! YES !!! The greatest day of all days, shit son!!!!! aite so this is the deal.. THE PATS!!! I DO NOT LIKE THE PATS!!!! But, I gotta give credit where credit is due and I have not seen a team with that much talent both from players and staff in FOREVER!!!! I have no doubt that they will make themselves a dynasty this year. Especially with Corey Dillon added to the arsenal as the leading rusher in the NFL. (Now, the pats have won their last couple a superbowls without him keep in mind). Stopping the PATS will be very very very hard. I hope the eagles win though. They deserve it. but I guess we see what happens?????

Now... girls.... okay... wow... where to start????? Well, lets see here... I am so fucking confused its like one of those times where..... you know that feeling you get when you drink orange juice right after brushing your teeth?? and you like ..... THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!???!!!!!!!!! I DUNNO!!!AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I like chinese food though !And! Chinese restaurents.

That is all...

(C)

"I'm not drinking tonite..."

Okay... well it is about 12 o'clock in the afternoon right now and I feel a little bit better. I have no idea what time I went to bed but I remember getting up like an hour ago and feeling like shit. Runny nasty yet, clumpy unicorn shit. So this is pretty much what happened last nite... *that I can remember....

The drinking began when I told my buddy KT that I was not going to trappers. BAD MOVE!!!! Emily, my former RA, decided to give me some booze (h0w could I refuse??? :O). Then her kick ass cool boyfriend Curtis decides... hey!!! let's get some RYE!!! WOO HOO!!!!! <-----(is what I said in my mind). So then I had quite a bit of that. Then to trapppers I go while meeting some interesting people on the way.

Boom I at trappers! spent 14 dollars on cover and the "vip" pass (cause I dunno why). WTF!!! is all I said!!!! Then I had more rye and lots of beer.

In the middle of all this drinking I almost got into a fight, yelled at the bus driver, saw tash wit her bud christina and this girll..... nikki? (apparently I know nikki).

Wooo fun nite!!! uhmmmm I guess? I couldn't stand straight by the time I was out cold :S

HOWEVER!!! I did work some things out in my head an such and I feel like I am a little bit more on top of things now (Y) which is good (Y)

My advice to you my friends is this: "MORE ALK-IE = LESS WALK-IE"

(B)