Common Courtesy Anyone???
Okay so this is the deal... I was on way back to the library today with my nice and warm Fair Trade coffee.... that's right people!!! fair trade!!!... anyways...so this lady in front of me holding some shit opens the door and lets herself in. Normally that is cool... whatever, you wanna be an inconsiderate fuck who can't hold a door behind you.. fine... but this one here was a special case ....
You see... this bitch here decides that she is gonnna open the fucking door so that their is just enough room for her stupid lazy ass to get in....like what the fuck is wrong with her?!!!! FUCKING SHIT!!! stupid bitch pissed me off so bad I was gonna fucking knock her out with a blow right to the fucking back of the head with my freaking coffee. She got me so damn angry.... And you know what... the second door she opens.... she does the little keep up thing with her foot so that I have just barely enough time to grab the door.. its like she's saying "here bitch! catch this shit"... Man...shoulda fucking whacked her wit my coffeee....
And its not like I never adress this issue to people.. you know... I give the sarcastic "thanks for holding the door"... and then they will take 1 of 3 actions....
1) Ignore me and pretend I didn't say anything... which proves what??? I know you fucking heard me you stupid fucker don't try to play that shit off!!!!
2) Give a sarcastic or bitchy comment and not hold the second door... what does that prove????? your a fucking stupid bitch who I should fucking attack with coffee??
3) Turn around and give me a dirty look (maybe make a stupid comment) and not hold the second door????... this goes to show that.... not only are you a sutpid fucking inconsiderate piece of turtle shit ...but!!! that your also an ugly bitch who should never be allowed to speak again...
Whatever... that was my piss off of the day... normally I cuss way more..but! I have had time to cool down so I cool wit it now....
Please people... all I ask is... hold the door... it takes two seconds and it will prevent an asian guy from bitch slapping you with a coffee cup
I outz (C)
posted by v_mojo at 6:57 PM
4 Comments:
maybe you should lay off the coffee :|
December 9, 2004 7:31 PM
You fucking rule man!!! Fucking bitches who dont hold the fucking door should get the fucking living shit kicked out of their fucking anus hahahahaha
December 9, 2004 8:22 PM
Note to self: Next time about to open door for Freddy, dont.. and let him have a freak out.. or maybe I will shut the door.. right in front of him? I think he would explode!! BOOOOOOOOM!
December 10, 2004 6:55 AM
im assumin maybe, these non holding door people grew up homeless, and never learn door etiquette. freddie, if someone does that to you again, either, trip them (really funny if they too are holdin a coffee) or run to the next door, hold it for them, say "hey you drop a loonie." and when they bend over to pick it up smash the door on their head, and throw your coffee in their face. I DO IT ALL THE TIME, but hey, i also touch lil kids so what the hell do i know?
December 10, 2004 7:38 AM
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