Guelph Transit System = FUCK UPS
So... after a super enlightening lecture on Francis Bacon and another so heart racing summary on Karl Marx for the 4 millionth time... class was finally over.. that's right! Get to go home to good food and warm sheets....
But! the weather and the Guelph transit system decided to fuck wit me today.
Firstly, let us discuss this stupid ass weather. Yesterday, it was raining, icy and cold as fuck. Shit son it was so cold Satan's balls shrank a little. Anyways, I missed my most important class and got soaked in the rain and hungry and blah blah blah.. right...
so! the next day (today) I was like sweet! nice weather and shit! but nooooooooooooo mother nature was being a fucking dumb slut and decided to give me rain. WTF! is her problem?! That bitch never gonna get laid....
Secondly, the homo bus came and I never got on...twice! then I got onto the third one which was the wrong fucking bus.... so! I had to transfer buses at the mall...now!!! this is where stupidness goes beyond what oxford can describe..... your stupid ugly lazy ass is suppose to be here at 5... 5 mother fucker ! 5 .... not 5:20!!! you fucking stupid dumb shit! Jeez where the fuck do you find these people??? shit!! get some fucking penguins to do your job and they will fucking get here at 5! why? cause their not fuck ups like you...
On top of this the guy dropped me off right in front of a fucking puddle... fucking retard...
*On top of all this... now anyone who owns a pair of LUGS will agree with me that if your socks get wet you been standing in the rain way to mother fucking long......
Anyways the point is.... Guelph Transit System are bunch of fucking retards....I'm pretty sure the main office and board of director for this wonderful transportation system is composed of transexual big lip Malaysian crack-addict prostitutes in a dark room trying to find a line of crack.
JEEZ! FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
that is all....
(C)
posted by v_mojo at 2:37 PM
7 Comments:
Freddy, for support to what you were saying... I do own a pair of Lugs and yes, when you feet get wet in Lugs... it's pretty bad... but hey, as you should already know, your coming from Toronto, and we're a major city, and the TTC still manages to fuck up ALOT down here... so just keep in mind, your in a 4x4 driven, cow livin, white community... don't expect much else... i'd be faster for you to walk...lol
January 13, 2005 8:17 PM
sooo angry .. yesterday I walked outside my house to find it was a fucking skating rink .. I almost died twice before I got to the stop which is literally 15 feet from my door ... then I had to wait 25 mins because the 113 says it comes at 10 a.m. .... NOT FUCKING 10:25 A.M. MISSED 10 MINS OF A FUCKING COOL LECTURE .... anyways .. this is also toronto .. so yea .. you have no idea what your missing ..
January 13, 2005 8:47 PM
again with the penguins!!!
freddy i miss you lol
January 13, 2005 9:13 PM
Breathe son, breathe!
At least there's a place to write down your problems! Just thank goodness the buses don't coz fucking 5 bucks a trip, that would suck balls.
January 14, 2005 10:19 AM
and THIS is why you live close to campus.. so you don't have to depend on the already shitty Guelph transit.. cause if this were exam time son.. you woulda been FUCKED
January 15, 2005 6:52 AM
Lalalalala...Steve is mad. Haha.
Hey, so what happened to Winegirl?
January 15, 2005 6:14 PM
On ur comment in my page:
Snow's nice on certain days w/o the rain and slushy pathways. I luv snow on certain occasions..when the snowflakes look lovely, you're w/ ur friends, and it feels like you're in a snowglobe and you're all trapped there...and it's fun!
What do u mean Steve? Photoshopping "fake snow" to look like there's snow in ur picture? Haha. Where's the excitement in that? It's like my "pictures with Johnny Depp".
January 16, 2005 10:31 PM
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